Bubala, Mumi & Max

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

7 More Days 'Til Halloween... Silver Shamrock

Jackie O'
Which thought is scarier to you?
  1. Being kidnapped by black bearded, hairy-chested, Islamic fundamentalist, jihadist terrorists who say they are going to cut off your head and put the video on YouTube for your mother to watch if you don’t convert to Islam and confess you devotion to Allah and your disgust with Jesus and America immediately...


  2. Terror Alert
    or...

  3. Being kidnapped by inbred, hillbilly, backwoods, white trash, redneck mountain men with missing teeth and being forced to submit to their perverted sexual desires which probably include the use of animals and sharp metal objects and afterwards they’ll probably hack you into small bits and make you into chili for the annual Kentucky mountain chili cook off that is coming up...


  4. Hill Billy

2 Comments:

Anonymous durban bud said...

#1 would be scarier.

I think I slept with the guys in #2 during my slutty drunk days.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Hepzibah said...

I'll tell you what would be scarier. Standing before God knowing that I just denounced Jesus to save my head.
Happy Halloween.

9:49 AM  

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