7 More Days 'Til Halloween... Silver Shamrock
Which thought is scarier to you?
- Being kidnapped by black bearded, hairy-chested, Islamic fundamentalist, jihadist terrorists who say they are going to cut off your head and put the video on YouTube for your mother to watch if you don’t convert to Islam and confess you devotion to Allah and your disgust with Jesus and America immediately...
- Being kidnapped by inbred, hillbilly, backwoods, white trash, redneck mountain men with missing teeth and being forced to submit to their perverted sexual desires which probably include the use of animals and sharp metal objects and afterwards they’ll probably hack you into small bits and make you into chili for the annual Kentucky mountain chili cook off that is coming up...
or...
posted by The Bald Monkey at 10:57 AM
2 Comments:
#1 would be scarier.
I think I slept with the guys in #2 during my slutty drunk days.
I'll tell you what would be scarier. Standing before God knowing that I just denounced Jesus to save my head.
Happy Halloween.
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