The Most Boring Gay In The World

I might just be the most boring gay guy in the whole entire world. I just haven't had anything happen in my life lately that is exciting enough to waste space in Cyberspace yakking about.

Yep, masturbation and watching reruns of The Match Game on The Game Show Network is about as exciting as it gets for me these days! (No, I don't do both of those things simultaneously! Unless, of course, that hunky Richard Dawson is on again!)


I guess I need a hobby.

Anyone have any suggestions?