Doggie Style

Hey guys. It's me, Max. The boys are both passed out and snoring on the couch, so I thought that I would give you a little update on how things are going with me.

I went to the vet today. I didn't like it though. The last time I was there, they kept me all day long, and they knocked me out and hurt my leg. So I wasn't quite sure what to expect this time. Fortunately, today they only poked me with a couple of needles and looked in my eyes and ears and stuff.

Oh yeah, they also gave me a little bit of butt love too. I'm not sure why, but the doctor took me into the back room, just her and me. She slapped on a rubber glove, lubed her hand up real good and then proceeded to invade my butt hole with her fingers. And let me tell you, it hurt like a bitch. I didn't like it one bit. This is not the first time that the vet has done this either. I think maybe my vet is into bestiality or something like that. At least now, however, I can say that I have had more butt love than Bubala has, and I'm not even gay!

Oh well, I better stop typing so loudly or the guys will wake up and holler at me. I'm not supposed to be on the computer because the guys say that I slobber too much and because I keep on using Mumi's credit card to sign up for those big-tittied-girl porn sites.

Sometimes, it's tough being a straight dog in a gay man's world!