Searching For Something More

Now that this blog has been up for more than a month, and since we are now averaging at least 4 hits a day, two of which are me checking in to see how many hits we're getting in a day, I thought it might be interesting to see how the rest of you people are actually ending up here.

Obviously, some of you are coming on over from a post on another blog that you read that mentions this blog. Or, maybe you followed our very first actual bona fide link from this great blog to get here. (Thanks for the links guys. We do appreciate it!)

Some of you, however, ended up here purely by accident as evidenced by the following list of actual search strings typed into Google, MSN and other search engines that brought poor, unsuspecting Web surfers here to our little conversation place in cyberspace. Here they are in no particular order:

"I like boobs alot" - Hey bud, I do too! Unfortunately, I don't think we're serving the flavor of boobs that you're probably craving!

"enjoy a man's" - Damn, I wish they'd finished this string. Enjoy a man's what? Ass? Cock? Clam Chowder? Just what were they looking for, and have they found it yet?

"mr hankey kit" - Well, I must admit, that if you're searching for a piece of crap, you might just have ended up at the right place.

"prostate exam female doctor" - Hmmmmm... I prefer my prostate checks to be performed by men... in jockstraps... and not with their fingers...

"frigid wife" - If you have a frigid wife, we just might be able to help you relieve some of that stress...

"gay physical exams" - What makes one physical exam more gay than another physical exam? Is it the shoes?

"country crock cinnamon spread" - Awww, some poor old unsuspecting house frow was just looking for some info about her favorite new creamy, cinnamon butter spread, when she stumbled into... The Bubala, Mumi & Max Zone! Eeeek!

"turn your head and cough" - If a physical exam is what you are searching for, I'd certainly be happy to check you out... As long as you are hot, hairy, oh yeah and really, really naked.

"nicknames for grandmothers" - Hey Mee Maw, Mom-mom, Nanna, come check this out. They got them thar gay guys in Muhr-land too.

On a completely unrelated note: We are going to be there for "shirtless men drink free" night tonight at the Green Lantern in D.C. If you see us, please come on over and say hi! We're really very friendly guys, honest!