Must Be A Prerequisite

I am pretty sure that somewhere on the job application for Panera Bread, there is a question asking you if you are a gay. And, I am also pretty sure that if you answer no to this question then you are immediately disqualified from employment and that your application is shredded and then ceremoniously burned.

Oh well, whatever. Those gays sure do make a great sandwich! And, I'm pretty sure that I get extra turkey on my sandwich for free every time because they think that I am a hottie. Woo hoo!