Five Years & Still A Virgin

Yesterday was my Birthday. I turned 5 years old. I got to go to Petsmart and pick out some new squeaky toys. Then, Mumi wrapped them up and I got to unwrap them. I love unwrapping presents. I didn't get any cake or ice cream though. Oh well, maybe I'll get that tonight...


Any hot chicks out there who want to come over and personally wish me a Happy Birthday, feel free to come on over today. I think the guys are going to be out for the afternoon. Just let yourself in. I'll be in the bedroom... on the bed...

Just leave your collar at the door...