5 More Days ‘Til Halloween... Silver Shamrock
Oh, The Horror Of It All!
The Devil must live in New Jersey. How could they actually give those immoral, degenerate, sinful gay people the same rights as moral, law abiding, good Christian heterosexual people. It’s a nightmare I tell you! The apocalypse is surely upon us now. First, the gay people want equal rights to marry. And if we give the gays marriage rights, then you never know who will demand to be allowed to marry next...
Dr. Frank-N-Furter and The Zuni Fetish Doll cordially invite you to their Halloween “Union Of Two Souls In Love Ceremony” to be held at 666 Satan’s Sinners Road in Camden, New Jersey. There will be a swimming party/drug orgy/virgin sacrifice at the reception following the service. Finger foods (made from actual fingers) and Bloody Marys will be served.
The Devil must live in New Jersey. How could they actually give those immoral, degenerate, sinful gay people the same rights as moral, law abiding, good Christian heterosexual people. It’s a nightmare I tell you! The apocalypse is surely upon us now. First, the gay people want equal rights to marry. And if we give the gays marriage rights, then you never know who will demand to be allowed to marry next...
Dr. Frank-N-Furter and The Zuni Fetish Doll cordially invite you to their Halloween “Union Of Two Souls In Love Ceremony” to be held at 666 Satan’s Sinners Road in Camden, New Jersey. There will be a swimming party/drug orgy/virgin sacrifice at the reception following the service. Finger foods (made from actual fingers) and Bloody Marys will be served.
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