Where's My Bleeping Snow?!?

What I had hoped to see when I woke up this morning:


What I actually saw when I woke up this morning:


I hate weathermen! They are all a bunch of pompous liars with bad haircuts. I only wish that I could get paid to be wrong all of the time!

Oh yeah, I don't like Punxsutawney Phil either. He's a liar with a bad haircut and an awful overbite.

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