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Thursday, January 25, 2007

I Feel So Violated...

Future Gays!...and not in the fun, sexy way either!

I just found out about the whole Donnie Davies controversy. You know the whole God hates fags thing. Well, in November, 2004, I recorded a song under the phony band name, "The Glen Burnie Tabernacle Choir." Wanna know what that song was called?

It was called God Hates Fags!

That phony, faggy, fakey-fake stole my song idea! I'm furious!

You can listen to my original and totally superior song by clicking on the link below. Enjoy!

The Glen Burnie Tabernacle Choir - God Hates Fags - mp3 file - 5.41MB

Here are the lyrics...
I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message...

God hates fags
The Bible tells me so
There ain't no place for queers in Heaven
So I guess they just won't go

God hates fags
All good Christians do believe
Look inside your bibles
And I'm sure that you'll agree with me that

God hates fags
The Pope, he does concur
He must get so distressed
When all those priests molest those little boys 'cuz

God hates fags
G. Dubyah surely cares
He tried to pass some hateful laws
To make sure faggots don't get married

Liberty... the condition of being free from restriction or control
The right and power to act, believe, or express oneself in a manner of one's own choosing
Justice... fairness, the quality of being just

halleluiah... halleluiah...

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America

God hates fags
It really must be true
And even though I should not judge
I'm sure that God would want me to 'cuz

God hates fags
Dick Cheney has a hunch
He had to tell his daughter
That she should give up her carpet munching

God hates fags
It's time we put them in their place
We can try real hard to be like Hitler
Make ourselves a perfect human race

God hates fags
And he loves us all the best
All you Muslims, Buddhists, Jews, etc.
You better watch out becuz you're next now...

Freedom... the condition of being free of restraints
The capacity to exercise choice; free will

halleluiah... halleluiah...

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws

Paid for by Bush/Cheney 04, Inc. and the Republican National Committee

1 Comments:

Blogger The Brian said...

Glenn Burnie reprezenting, yo!

9:55 AM  

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