Observances

Five things I have observed and/or learned lately:

1. Fireworks can be lit off in the rain.
2. Everybody is gay. Every man you see is thinking about what you'd look like naked. (Or, if you're a woman, every other woman is doing the same thing to you.)
3. Homeless people tend to keep gallon milk jugs full of their urine with them at all times.
4. If there are naked pictures of you out there on the Internet, your gay friends will eventually find them and show them to all of your other gay friends.
5. Not all cocks taste the same.

What have you observed and/or learned lately?