Wild Kind Of Look To The Day

Okay gang, this is it. This is the big one! (Pun intended!) This is the one we've all been waiting for.

Erection day is finally here!

It is time to show your patriotism by showing off your boner to the rest of America. Come on now, don't be shy. Here is the catch phrase for the rest of the day today:

"Just Unzip and Whip..."

For the rest of the day, make sure that you tell everyone you know to "Just Unzip and Whip" it out for the sake of their country. This is so important to the future of the United States. Our Democracy is at stake here fellas! Don't let your fellow Americans down.

These men have the right idea. They're true patriots for sure!


Show it to your familes. Show it to your friends. Show it to your family's friends. Show it to strangers on the street. Hell, show it to me. I certainly won't complain! Just make sure that you show someone your boner today. It is your patriotic duty, and it is the American thing to do.

And for you women out there, don't think that this is just a holiday for the men. With a pair of sweat pants, a ripe banana and a little creativity, you too can show off your great swelling of pride to the rest of the nation.


Oh yeah, and you might also want to go and cast your ballot for some of those other kind of dicks that we more commonly refer to as politicians...


Seriously though, get out and vote today!