In-N-Out For 2008

I guess it's not too late to warn you about what's going to be OUT and what's going to be IN in 2008.

OUT in 2007	IN in 2008
Pornography	Live Sex Acts
Surfing The Internet	Going Out And Experiencing Life
Fucking Around	Relationships
X-Box	Thinking Outside The Box
Nintendo 360	Twister In The Nude On An Oily Mat
TV	Writer’s Strike
Physical Terrorism	Surrealistic Terrorism
Real Life Drama	Cartoon Drama
High School Musical	Foot Tapping In Grammar School Restrooms
Hanna Montana	Satan & Friends Summer Reunion Tour
Cobra	G.I. Joe
Prescription Anti-depressants	Exercise
The Focus On $$$	The Focus On Large Pectoral And Arm Muscles
Driving	Bike Riding
Rush	Rush
Tori Amos	Laurie Anderson
The Police	Led Zeppelin
Bob Barker	Bob Mould
Large Breast Implants	The B-52’s
Fighting Over Politics	Making Friends
Personal Conversations	Texting
Christianity	Darwinism
Evolution Of Technology	De-evolution Of The Human Race
Mom And Dad	Corporate Empires
Muhammad	Dr. Benton Quest
Buddha	Captain Caveman
Jesus	Norville Rogers
Civilian Deaths By Soldiers In Iraq	Civilian Deaths By Veterans In USA
Beauty	Ugliness
Caring For Those Around You	Death
Believing In God	Riding Roller Coasters
Calmly Handling The Situation	Freaking Out
CNN	Comedy Central
Political Candidates	Cartoon Characters
Trust In The Media	Faith In Hong Kong Phooey
Homophobia	Racism And Misogyny
Drugged Out Teens Having Kids To Be Raised By Their Grandparents	Planned And Proud Homosexual Families
More Dramatic Celebrity Meltdowns	More Christian Republican Gay Sex Scandals
Change	Can You Spare Some Food? We Are Starving
Blogging	Publicly Speaking About One’s Life
Hating Yourself	Hating Children
Self Assurance	Multiple Personality Disorder
Tolerance For The Bush Administration	The American Revolution Part II
Fear About The End Of The World	Experiencing Life To The Fullest Extent