All Around The Vagina Loop

455 miles, seven hours, forty three minutes and one speeding ticket later, we have arrived at our first destination on the Vagina Loop Junket*.

We are at a hotel across the street from Carowinds Amusement Park in South Carolina.

Tomorrow, we will go to Carowinds, and we will ride lots of roller coasters. I am thrilled beyond words.

More later...

*Yes, that is what V.L. Junket stands for. Vagina Loop Junket. The actual route that we are driving to get to all of the different parks looked like a big 'ol vagina to my untrained, gay, vagina avoiding eyes. Just turn your head sideways and look at it. You'll see.



See, I told you so!