12 Things I Learned While Vacationing In Upstate New York
- Guns & Roses is still just as popular here as they ever were.
- Mohawks are back in fashion. (Or, maybe they never went out of fashion up here?)
- It costs 50ยข to get back into America from Canada.
- Inbreeding is seemingly just as popular here as it is in Glen Burnie.
- There are more Christian radio stations in upstate New York than there are in Georgia, Tennessee and South Carolina combined.
- Nirvana is still just as popular here as they ever were.
- You can't visit DurbanBud.com while using the free wi-fi at Panera Bread. (Restricted due to questionable content.)
- Pearl Jam is still just as popular here as they ever were.
- The guys up here are nowhere near as hot as they are back home.
- Motel rooms make me very horny.
- American border patrol police have an awful sense of humor.
- Canadian border patrol police have no sense of humor.
posted by Unknown at 10:00 PM
5 Comments:
You probably can't get to Durban Bud cuz he posted a full frontal of himself this week.
REO Speedwagon and Richard Marx are packin them in around here. It's shocking to me.
Panera Bread is obviously homophobic.
Canadian customs are very suspicious of guys traveling alone, especially if they're just visiting their country for a day. You must look like a drug dealer. Rob and I had a hard time when we went to Toronto for one day. They pulled us aside, asked tons of questions and went through our backpacks. And they didn't enjoy my jokes.
Did you go to Rochester? Some of the guys around there are quite sex-ay.
I thought the same thing while driving through that area once...very "Wayne's World" style.
And the girls...bleh.
Motels always make me horny too. Especially if there are guys with mohawks around. :-)
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