Who What I Want For My Birthday

I'll be turning 37 years old this Sunday, August 12th. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking. 37? Why, he doesn't even look a day over 35. I know. It's so true!

Anyway, if you see me out and about on the town, here is a list of gift suggestions that shouldn't set you back all that much financially...

• Porn... preferably home-made porn starring you!
• Bare ass spankings.
• Lots of kisses... with tongue.
• A butt massage.
• Nipple licks.
• Bear hugs.
• Penis rubs.
• Armpit tickles.
• A good old fashioned teabagging.
• A hairy man orgy.
• A hand job.
• A hot, hungy mouth...

That's about all I can think of right now. If I come up with anything else, I'll be sure to let you know.

Oh, by the way, according to the real age calculator, I am only going to be 18 years old this Sunday. (Thanks to Sarah for tipping me off to that!)

18 years old? Wow! That means that I am in the sexual prime of my life. I'm a horny teenager again!

Look out world, here I cum come!