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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Who What I Want For My Birthday

I have always wanted a penis shaped birthday cake.
I'll be turning 37 years old this Sunday, August 12th. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking. 37? Why, he doesn't even look a day over 35. I know. It's so true!

Anyway, if you see me out and about on the town, here is a list of gift suggestions that shouldn't set you back all that much financially...
  • Porn... preferably home-made porn starring you!
  • Bare ass spankings.
  • Lots of kisses... with tongue.
  • A butt massage.
  • Nipple licks.
  • Bear hugs.
  • Penis rubs.
  • Armpit tickles.
  • A good old fashioned teabagging.
  • A hairy man orgy.
  • A hand job.
  • A hot, hungy mouth...
That's about all I can think of right now. If I come up with anything else, I'll be sure to let you know.

Oh, by the way, according to the real age calculator, I am only going to be 18 years old this Sunday. (Thanks to Sarah for tipping me off to that!)

18 years old? Wow! That means that I am in the sexual prime of my life. I'm a horny teenager again!

Look out world, here I cum come!

3 Comments:

Blogger DiamondFistWerny said...

The calculator also means that your husband has been committing jail-bait for a # of years now :P I'll be seeing you at Blowoff, so I'll be sure to finish off anything on that list which isn't done to you on you bday LOL

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Have a very happy birthday.

8:07 AM  
Blogger Dumbek said...

Happy Birthday!

6:46 AM  

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