Bubala, Mumi & Max

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Just Say No!

I have been with my beautiful Bald Monkey for 12 years, 5 months, 12 days, 6 hours and 8 minutes. In that same amount of time, my brothers have been married a total of five times between the two of them.

I'm not greedy. I'll settle for one marriage in my lifetime.

If you live someplace where you can make a difference, then please do the right thing and make your vote be against intolerance and discrimination.

In California, vote no on Proposition 8.

In Florida, vote no on Amendment 2.

In Arizona, vote no on Proposition 102... again.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008


At first, I felt a little sad for the cute little crabbies. I mean they were just crawling around, along the bottom of the Severn River, eating rotting dead things when they came across this great chicken neck smorgasbord. As they were chowing down on the chicken necks, suddenly there was a loud clang, and the doors closed up around them. Then, whoosh! They were hoisted up out of the water and dropped into my bushel basket.

Poor little crabbies!

Poor little crabbies!

And, then I tasted them...

Um... Screw you, you stupid little crabbies! You're my dinner now! Suffer in that steam! Cook faster! Cook faster! I must have you in my belly! Now!

Delicious little crabbies!

Mmmmmm.... Delicious little crabbies!